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18 FACTS ABOUT GIRLS.
*random*might be NOT true!
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
11. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
12. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
13. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
14. We are DrAmA queens.
15. Fashion police do exist.
16. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
18. We are beautiful at all times.
girlssss.
continue read this.
23 FACTS ABOUT GUYS U SHOULD KNOW
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
3. Crying is blackmail.
4. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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5. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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6. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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9. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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11. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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12. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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13. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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14. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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15. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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20. You have enough clothes.
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21. You have too many shoes.
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22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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23. Thank you for reading this.
yeah.
i like this facts!
boys and girls.
read till the end,okayy!
20 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS
1. girls do care about boys even though sometimes they didn't show it. get it?
2. girls are not as ego as boys! even they said that they ego, they still do care bout you and will take care of you no matter what.
3. yeah maybe we do love to cry a lot. but when we do, the person that will make us feel better is you.
4. girls love to shop. if you dont like to shop, let us be with any guys that share same interest with us.
5. boys are girl's weakness.have you ever think why girls love to cry? most of it because of boys.
6. girls do have jealousy disease. thats bad. if you wanna die, make us jealous.
7. girls dont like you talk about ur ex-girlfriends. we hate it.
8. we hate ur ex-girlfriends. that's it, you just cant stop it.
9. when girls says whatever. thats mean she's already fed up.
10. we ove making boys jealous. but dont worry. we still love you.
11. some girls hate guys who smoke. please.
12. girls love when guys being honest. just straight-forward. we will get mad if we found out you've been lying on us. ouch.
13. girls hate boring guys!
14. different girls have different personalities and style.
15. we need a guy that can be trusted and will jump in front of the car just to save our life. that's it.
16. we hate when you are flirting with other girls even if they are our best friends.
17. just hold our hands whenever you beside us. dont ask, for sure we'll say no.
18. some girls love when guys care a lot about us. ohh that is just so sweet.
19. dont be so arrogant.
20. we do quite understand. its better to share your problem with us then sharing with your guy friend. they are just dumb as you.
"my world is yours"
